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Çôáí ìéá öïñá åíá ãáôáêé êáé åðáéæå äéðëá óå åíáí ãêñåìï.
Êáèùò åðáéæå åðåóå êáôù áðï ôïí ãêñåìï óå ìéá ëéìíç êáé áñ÷éæå íá ðíéãåôáé.
Óå êáðïéá öáóç âëåðåé åíá ðïõëáêé íá ðåôáåé áðï ðáíù ôïõ.

Ãáôáêé:Óå ðáñáêáëù êáëï ìïõ ðïõëáêé ìðïñåéò íá ìå âïçèçóåéò íá âãù ìåóá áðï ôçí ëéìíç?
Ðïõëáêé:Ï÷é äåí ìðïñù ãéáôé åôóé êáé óå âïçèçóù èá ìå öáò
Ãáôáêé:Óå ðáñáêáëù êáëï ìïõ ðïõëáêé,èá ðíéãù åôóé êáé äåí ìå âïçèçóåéò.
Ðïõëáêé:Äåí ìðïñù íá óå âïçèçóù ãéáôé èá ìå öáò.
Óôï ôåëïò öåõãåé ôï ðïõëáêé êáé ðíéãåôáé ôï ãáôáêé.
ÐÏÉÏ ÅÉÍÁÉ ÔÏ ÇÈÊÏ ÄÉÄÁÃÌÁ???


Ïôáí ôï ðïõëáêé åéíáé óêëçñï ôï ãáôáêé åéíáé õãñï.
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-- Edited by kAbiAs on Thursday 16th of December 2010 09:57:27 PM

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to ipod mou ta paikse kia olo restart mou kanei
ki an den saksi suntoma ton mhna den ton vganei!!

(nai exei mikro provlima to ipod mou kai den anagnwrizetai apo to pc) :P


to poulaki pou legame?====>>>>





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Ï ÓÝñëïê ×ïëìò êáé ï âïçèüò ôïõ Äñ. ÃïõÜôóïí ðÞãáíå ãéá êÜìðéíãê.
Áöïý ëïéðüí ôï âñÜäõ Ýöáãáí êáé Þðéáí ôï êñáóÜêé ôïõò, ôçí
ðÝöôïõí ãéá ýðíï.
ÎáöíéêÜ, ìÝóá óôá ìáýñá ìåóÜíõ÷ôá, ï ÓÝñëïê óêïõíôÜåé ôïí
ÃïõÜôóïí.

- ÃïõÜôóïí, îýðíá. Êïßôá ðÜíù êáé ðåò ìïõ ôé âëÝðåéò.

- Ôß íá äþ, ê. ×ïëìò; Åêáôïììýñéá ôùí åêáôïììõñßùí áóôÝñéá.

- Êáé ôé óõìðÝñáóìá âãÜæåéò áðü áõôü;

- ÊïéôÜîôå: ÁóôñïíïìéêÜ, óõìðåñáßíù üôé õðÜñ÷ïõí åêáôïììýñéá ãáëáîßåò
óôï óýìðáí êáé óõíåðþò Üðåéñï ðëÞèïò áóôÝñùí êáé ðëáíçôþí.

- ÁóôñïëïãéêÜ, ï óêïñðéüò ðñÝðåé íá âñßóêåôáé óôï ËÝïíôá.

- ÙñïëïãéáêÜ, ðñÝðåé íá åßíáé ðåñßðïõ ôñåéò êáé ôÝôáñôï ôá îçìåñþìáôá.

- ÌåôåùñïëïãéêÜ, ìÜëëïí èá êÜíåé êáëü êáéñü áýñéï.

- ÈåïëïãéêÜ, óõìðåñáßíù üôé ï Èåüò åßíáé ðáíôïäýíáìïò êáé üôé áðïôåëïýìå
Ýíá áðåéñïåëÜ÷éóôï êáé áóÞìáíôï êïììÜôé ôïõ óýìðáíôïò.

- Åóåßò ôé óõìðåñáßíåôå ê. ×ïëìò;


- ¼ôé ìáò Ýêëåøáí ôç óêçíÞ ì@ë@ê@!!!

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Á÷á÷áá êáëï

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a0x0ax0ax0ax0...edw nomizw einai o tomeas tou Senbonz4kura!!!!teo ela na peis kanena anekdoto re....

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xaxaaxxa kalutera na min arxisw na lew anekdota gt tha me vrisoun merikoi :P

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Ðåò ñå Ôåï êáíá áíåêäïôï áíôå.
Ãéíå ëéãï ðéï åíåñãçôéêïò(óðáììåñ) áöïõ ôï îåñù ôï å÷åéò óôï áéìá óïõ.


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Óôï ó÷ïëåßï, ñùôÜåé ç äáóêÜëá ôá ðáéäéÜ, áí ãíùñßæïõí
êÜðïéï åîùôéêü Þ ðáñÜîåíï, öáãçôü Þ öñïýôï!
-Ôï ðéï ðáñÜîåíï, ðáßñíåé, Üñéóôá 10, ëÝåé ç äáóêÜëá.
Ôá ðáéäéÜ óêÝöôïíôáé ðÜñá ðïëý óïâáñÜ.
Ï Ìðüìðïò üìùò, óçêþíåé ôï ÷Ýñé êáé ëÝåé ðåñÞöáíïò!!!
-Ç ëÜìðá, êõñßá.
Ç äáóêÜëá êáé ôá ðáéäéÜ ãåëïýí êáé ç äáóêÜëá ëÝåé:
-ÑÝ Ìðüìðï, ç ëÜìðá äåí ôñþãåôå. Ãéáôß ðéóôÝõåéò êÜôé ôÝôïéï;
-Êõñßá, êÜèå âñÜäõ ëÝåé ï ðáôÝñáò ìïõ, óôÞí ìÜíá ìïõ:
-Ãõíáßêá!!! ÓâÞóå ôçí ëÜìðá êáé Ýëá íá ôçí öáò.



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Ðïéï åßíáé ôï øÜñé ðïõ æåé óôïí ðÜôï ôçò ôïõáëÝôáò?

Ìá öõóéêÜ ç ÷Ýóôñïöá !

Ìðïý÷á÷á÷á÷á!!

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hahahahah

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apofasiso na thimitho t palia kai na ksanaanikso t spamers mode.
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-Ðùò ëåãåôáé ç ðåñéï÷ç áíáìåóá óôï ìïõíé ê ôïí êùëï?

-Áñ÷éäïðáñêÜñéóìá....


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Ti Vrhke o tragos sto potami ???




Tragiko 9anato pl koufo kai gia koufa anekdota elpizw na gelasete

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E dn 8elo katakrisis gia to krio (h kria anekdota p 8a leo. .)
Iparxoun 2 idon anthropi auti p telionoun tis protasis tous kai auti pou. . . . .xD



Beni enas tipas mesa se ena cafe. . . bloom :P



Pos legete mia kota pou den bori na pidiksi apo ena vouno????. . . . . . . . . . .kota gt na alaksi onoma?? :)




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xa0xa0x0a0x0ax0a0x lol

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gia klamata ine :P:P:P:P

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Ôáîéäåýáíå 3 ößëïé, Ýíáò ¸ëëçíáò Ýíáò Ôïýñêïò êáé Ýíáò Ãåñìáíüò. ÎáöíéêÜ ôï áåñïðëÜíï ìå ôï ïðïßï ôáîßäåõáí Ýðåóå óå Ýíá íçóß ëüãù âëÜâçò, ïé 3 ößëïé óþèçêáí êáé Üñ÷éóáí íá øÜ÷íïõí ãéá âïÞèåéá. Ãéá êáêÞ ôïõò ôý÷ç ôïõò Ýðéáóáí ïé éèáãåíåßò êÜôïéêïé ôïõ íçóéïý êáé ôïõò ïäÞãçóáí ìðñïóôÜ óôïí öýëáñ÷ï. ¼ôáí ôïõò ïäÞãçóáí ìðñïóôÜ ôïõ áõôüò ìç îÝñïíôáò ôé íá ôïõò êÜíåé, öþíáîå ôïí ìÜãï ôçò öõëÞò êáé æÞôçóå ôçí ãíþìç ôïõ. ÌåôÜ áðü ëßãï ï öýëáñ÷ïò åßðå óôïõò ôñåéò ößëïõò. "¼ðïéïò áðü óáò öÝñåé Ýíá öñïýôï Üãíùóôï óå ìÝíá êáé óôçí öõëÞ ìïõ èá ôïí áöÞóù åëåýèåñï. Áí üìùò ìïõ öÝñåé Ýíá öñïýôï ôï ïðïßï ãíùñßæù èá ìå õðï÷ñåþóåé íá ôï âÜëù óôïí êþëï ôïõ ãéá ôéìùñßá". Ïé 3 ößëïé ìåôÜ áðü ëßãï îåêßíçóáí ãéá íá âñïõí êÜðïéï Üãíùóôï óôïõò éèáãåíåßò öñïýôï. Ðñþôïò ãýñéóå ï Ãåñìáíüò ìå Ýíá ìÞëï óôï ÷Ýñé. Ôï åßäå ï öýëáñ÷ïò êáé ÷áìïãÝëáóå êáé äéÝôáîå íá ôïõ ôï âÜëïõí óôïí êþëï. ÌåôÜ áðü ìéá þñá åìöáíßóôçêå ï ¸ëëçíáò êñáôþíôáò öñÜïõëåò. Äõóôõ÷þò üìùò ãé áõôüí ïé éèáãåíåßò ôï Þîåñáí ôï öñïýôï êáé Ýôóé Üñ÷éóáí íá ôïõ âÜæïõí ôéò öñÜïõëåò ìéá ìéá óôïí êþëï. Åêåßíïò üìùò áíôß íá öùíÜæåé Üñ÷éóå íá ãåëÜ åðßìïíá êáé ïé éèáãåíåßò üëï áðïñßá ôïí ñþôçóáí ãéáôß ãåëÜåé. Êáé åêåßíïò óõíå÷ßæïíôáò íá ãåëÜåé ôïõò ëÝåé: "ÂëÝðù ôïí Ôïýñêï íá Ýñ÷åôáé êñáôþíôáò Ýíá êáñðïýæé"!


einai 8eiko deite kai poro8eite paidia.

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0axax00ax anevaste kai alla osoi kserete na diavazoume

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0axox0aoxa0oxa0oaxo0...sunexiste agorines to parwn thread prepei na kratithei zwntano!!!opoios kserei kala anekdota parakalw na postarei

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loipon exw ena kalo :Åßíáé Ýíáò ôýðïò, ï ïðïßïò ãõñßæïíôáò óðßôé áðü ôç äïõëåéÜ ôïõ, âëÝðåé ôï èõñùñü íá ìéëÜåé óôï ôçëÝöùíï êáé íá ëÝåé:
- Åãþ Ý÷ù ðÜåé ìå üëåò ôéò ãõíáßêåò ôçò ðïëõêáôïéêßáò åêôüò áðü ìßá.
Óõíå÷ßæåé ï ôýðïò íá ðåñðáôÜ ÷ùñßò íá äåßîåé ïôé Üêïõóå êáé öôÜíåé óôï äéáìÝñéóìÜ ôïõ. Åêåß, âëÝðåé ôç ãõíáßêá ôïõ êáé ôçò ëÝåé:
- Ãõñßæïíôáò Üêïõóá ôï èõñùñü íá ëÝåé üôé Ý÷åé ðÜåé ìå üëåò ôéò ãõíáßêåò ôçò ðïëõêáôïéêßáò åêôüò áðü ìßá.
Êáé ç ãõíáßêá ôïõ ôïõ áðáíôÜ:
- ÁõôÞ ç øçëïìýôá ôïõ ôñßôïõ èá åßíáé!!!
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